"If I cared about what you thought, I'd be writing for National Geographic or something."

“Can you imagine a higher moral calling than to destroy someone’s dreams with one bullet…?”

“Every black guy who was in my cell said he respected nazis and no one else because they presume everyone is tribal and everyone is a racist. They know where they stand with the nazis. They're not going to stab them in the back. They will stab them while looking at them, which is preferable.”

“If you don't take risks, you're already dead.”

“Place something good in front of me, and I'll smash it to pieces.”

“If indigenous Amazonian tribes were subjects to acid rain, the liberals were emotionally devastated. But if a trailer park of white trash across town all got cancer because they lived atop a toxic dump, it was a joke.”

“I never wanted an easy life.”