"2010 interview with Nathan Morley on CyBC"

"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well, that no one could find fault wit…"

"Jerry Springer: And what do you do with your concerts?"

"Dr. Strangelove's humor is generated by a basic comic principle: People trying to be funny are never as fun…"

"Almost all men are less humorous than Shakespeare; but most men are more humorous than Milton, and these, i…"

"Clarionet, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instrume…"

"Perfection is the point where what we can do and what we want to do coincide with what we ought to do."