"When you see yourself quoted in print and you're sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation."

“Dr. Peter effectively destroys examples of seeming exceptions and is rather convincing that his principle is ubiquitous.”

“Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.”

“Occupational incompetence is everywhere. Have you noticed it? Probably we all have noticed it.”

“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”

“Never stand when you can sit; never walk when you can ride; never Push when you can Pull.”

“Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.”