"Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad serves up a triple scoop of crazy, sprinkled with crazy, and topped off with warm crazy sauce."

“The Second Amendment was meant to give citizens the right to bear arms against the government, back when Uncle Sam's toys were as lame as yours… Handguns are sheer lunacy”

“Fifty percent of people want to sleep with me, and the other 50 percent want to kill me.”

“Oh god, she is feminism's worst nightmare.”

“For Dick Cheney, it must have felt just like any other day at the office: Folks who don't shave, don't bathe, and want him dead. Wow, feels just like back home!”

“She has very passionate opinions...she's articulate, intelligent, and we get a lot of favorable mail about her.”

“Well I think we do have to define torture. One man’s torture is another man’s CIA’s sponsored swim lesson.”