"If you haven't done it twice, you haven't done it."

"You know, people are basically shitty. It’s when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious."

"These cats drink champagne and toast to death and pain, Like slaves on a ship talking about who's got the f…"

"The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the sam…"

"Why then are the arts and sciences important? I suppose with the sciences we could say that the answer is o…"

"Hello Giggles — co-founded by Zooey Deschanel, Sophia Rossi and Molly Mcaleer"

"The left hand has nothing to do with conducting. Its proper place is the waistcoat pocket from which it sho…"