"Peace! Following my long-term service, it became clear to me that peace is to be built in peaceful times, rather than in the times of war."

"In the Will work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance, and shalt sit hereafter out of fear from her rotations. A political victory, a rise of rents, the recovery of your sick, or the…"

"So, the kangaroos, people ask, "How did the kangaroos get to Australia?" Uhh, they hopped. That is how they get everywhere. You see, kangaroos, koalas, and wombats are nonaggressive. Compared to tiger…"

"For those of you who are keeping score at home, I just want to make something very clear: Martin Scorsese, zero Oscars. Three 6 Mafia, one."

"O Lord, self-renunciation is not the work of one day, nor children's sport; yea, rather in this word is included all perfection."