"Taking offense has become America’s national pastime; being theatrically offended supposedly signifies the exquisitely refined moral delicacy of people who feel entitled to pass through life without encountering ideas or practices that annoy them."

“For conservatives, seeing is believing; for liberals, believing is seeing.”

“If, after the Foley episode – a maraschino cherry atop the Democrat’s delectable sundae of Republican miseries – the Democrats cannot gain 13 seats, they should go into another line of work.”

“When liberals' presidential nominees consistently fail to carry Kansas, liberals do not rush to read a book titled "What's the Matter With Liberals' Nominees?" No, the book they turned into a bestseller is titled "What's the Matter With Kansas?" Notice a pattern here?”

“Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings”

“I’m a big believer in parties, in party strength and party tickets. Not this year.”

“If you reward bad behavior, you get more of it.”