"Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings"

“For conservatives, seeing is believing; for liberals, believing is seeing.”

“If, after the Foley episode – a maraschino cherry atop the Democrat’s delectable sundae of Republican miseries – the Democrats cannot gain 13 seats, they should go into another line of work.”

“When liberals' presidential nominees consistently fail to carry Kansas, liberals do not rush to read a book titled "What's the Matter With Liberals' Nominees?" No, the book they turned into a bestseller is titled "What's the Matter With Kansas?" Notice a pattern here?”

“I’m a big believer in parties, in party strength and party tickets. Not this year.”

“If you reward bad behavior, you get more of it.”

“Taking offense has become America’s national pastime; being theatrically offended supposedly signifies the exquisitely refined moral delicacy of people who feel entitled to pass through life without encountering ideas or practices that annoy them.”