"They're like the grim reaper when anybody comes they just put them away with ruthless efficiency."

“And we could poke fun at them about by-passing the toll gates and 10 shilling notes and driving up on Ferguson tractors and supplying them with maps of Dublin and Nelson's Pillar not being there anymore.”

“They always feel a bit isolated up there in the north-west.”

“This union, which is dominated by some socialist philosophy, is not fit for purpose.”

“I often got a belt from my mother with a wet dish cloth for kicking a ball through a window.”

“The Miraculous Medal around his neck is obviously not working all the time anyway.”

“I see the Taoiseach keeping a very close eye on the Donegal team, obviously looking for prospective candidates for Donegal in the next election.”