Colm O'Rourke

"If they waited a couple of hours they could have commemorated two massacres in Croke Park."

"The Miraculous Medal around his neck is obviously not working all the time anyway."

"They're like the grim reaper when anybody comes they just put them away with ruthless efficiency."

"This union, which is dominated by some socialist philosophy, is not fit for purpose."

"And we could poke fun at them about by-passing the toll gates and 10 shilling notes and driving up on Ferguson tractors and supplying them with maps of Dublin and Nelson's Pillar not being there anymo…"

"I see the Taoiseach keeping a very close eye on the Donegal team, obviously looking for prospective candidates for Donegal in the next election."

"There is no hope for anybody else. You might as well give up the ghost now."

"I often got a belt from my mother with a wet dish cloth for kicking a ball through a window."