"Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now."

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“I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.”

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“You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.”

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“She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii.”

“My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.”

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