"This is my fuckin' stage!"

"It was not for me to convert Lukas, but I gave him some corrected information; for instance...that Zoroaste…"

"He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprise…"

"Oh, the big fire engine goes ding-a-ling-a-ling." No, it fucking doesn't. It used to."

"The Brothers Maris , ed. Charles Holme; English text: D.C. Thomson; publishers: Offices of 'The Studio', Lo…"

"The three sons of Noah had the whole world divided amongst them by their Father; for of them was the whole …"

"Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. Mothers are differ…"