"I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink."

"A smart daughter ought not to examine her future husband too closely. She ought to consider it a pleasure t…"

"Here we are at the gates of the great and powerful OZ! And we have come for your children! We are the REAL …"

"“If his master have given him a wife, and she hath borne him sons or daughters; the wife and her children s…"

"Physicists cannot explain atoms to their children, not because we are ignorant but because we know too much."

"I am deeply grateful for your welcome in the name of all Americans. As the son of an immigrant family, I am…"

"The elevation of the belief in being white was not achieved through wine tastings and ice cream socials, bu…"