"Everyone has their own strengths. It just happens to be that in me, all these strengths are combined."

"As you see makes me into a clown. And that happens to everyone — just look at Orson Welles or look at even people like Truffaut. They have become clowns."

"Intro* Alright, there are a lot of people in the bathroom and I don't wanna waste these jokes, so I'm gonna hang out for a little bit. Are there speakers in the bathroom? Alright well fuck it, let's d…"

"Yes, we're lazy. Yet we also can't seem to sit still. So we've started making things like GO-GURT. That's yogurt for people on the go. Let me ask you, was there a big mobility problem with yogurt befo…"

"Unless he is prepared to try his new theories and processes on himself, as has been done here, there is little likelihood that he will ever see them applied, for he will find that, of all people, buil…"