"Hmm...hmm. A stag hunt. To what elaborate lengths the equestrian classes go in order to draw out the simple business of butchering venison."

"my fiancé is so handsome. Imma have to send his parents a fruit basket thanking them for creating the perfe…"

"Prisons are centers for dad-deprived males—boys who never became men."

"If you're offended by any word, in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a c…"

"Here is how my father appeared to me as a boy. He came from a race of giants and demi-gods from a mythical …"

"According to child-experts—and every child is an expert on something—the function of a parent is to provide…"

"Children internalize their parents' unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily."