"You started my training by buying me a beer. For breakfast. Germans are awesome."

“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”

“Then I sat for a moment, dumbstruck that my plan had actually worked.”

“This allowed me to do what writers treasure more than anything else: catch the reader off-guard. There’s nothing better than knowing you’re going to outwit with the reader. And the type of people who read sci-fi they are very difficult to outwit.”

““It just goes to show,” Teddy said. “Love of science is universal across all cultures.”

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“As you can see, this plan provides many opportunities for me to die in a fiery explosion.”