Andy Weir

"You started my training by buying me a beer. For breakfast. Germans are awesome."

"As you can see, this plan provides many opportunities for me to die in a fiery explosion."

"“It just goes to show,” Teddy said. “Love of science is universal across all cultures."

"This allowed me to do what writers treasure more than anything else: catch the reader off-guard. There’s nothing better than knowing you’re going to outwit with the reader. And the type of people who …"

"I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’."

"As a chemist, Vogel knew how to make a bomb. In fact, much of his training was to avoid making them by mistake."

"Then I sat for a moment, dumbstruck that my plan had actually worked."

"Original site with the Creative Works of Andy Weir"