"We have met the enemy and he is us."

“Is we runnin' TO it or FROM it?”

“Looking back on things, the view always improves.”

“Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent.”

“The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.”

“Ever since I heard you is got a million dollars I notice you is fraught with perspicacity.”

“The natural born reason we didn't git no yew-ranium when we crosses the li'l yew tree and the gee-ranium is on account of cause we didn't have no geiger counter.”