"You probably think that my future landscapes will be soaked in pessimism, so to speak? Don’t worry, I love nature too much."

"I can not get used to the idea of staying here always. One stays always a 'stranger' here and I miss the support from each other one has in his own country. I sometimes wonder what will be more my adv…"

"Then again, what do I know? I’m just a young, sexless, STD-free-moron in love. You should try it sometime...though I’m not here to judge."

"I'm a stickler for prevention. If I had to pick out one very difficult conversation, it's one with a diabetic smoker. I actually look at their feet when I'm talking to them and I tell them why I'm loo…"

"I got headbutted in Wolverhampton. You get snogged in Northampton, head butted in Wolverhampton and I won't even tell you what happened in Southampton. Basically Carlos gets the love and I get all the…"