"One is never wounded by the love one gives, only by the love one expects."

"I bet he'd find a place up the chimney of any woman. He's certainly good at filling their stockings. Trouble is, he wouldn't be much good as a lover as he can only come once a year."

"You're a train wreck, but I wouldn't love you if you changed."

"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."

"Everybody want to know what the kids was listening to, what kind of music they was listening to, or what kind of movies they was watching. Who gives a fuck what they was watching? Whatever happened to…"