"Punk fusion"… "metal", "alternative"… "grindcore". What the hell is all that stuff?"

“And the fact of the matter is that everyone should play music because it's such a beautiful gift. It's my religion. But maybe not everyone should play it in front of me. It's okay to play music in your rocking chair or whatever.”

“I think now is the best thing that you’ll ever get, and that’s all you’ll ever get.”

“But the truth is, I don't have ADD. I have OKHY: OK, hell yeah.”

“It's truly a lie, I counterfeit myself.”

“From the moment you said, "Why haven't you kissed me yet" I knew I'd wipe that paint from your lips.”

“If ignorance is bliss, then I'm in heaven now.”