"I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal."

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"But who is there to help when all the "helpers" fear their own personal history? Bogus traditional morality, destructive religious interpretations, and confusion in our methods of childrearing all mak…"

— Alice Miller (psychologist)

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"The homosexuals are on the march in this country. Please remember, homosexuals do not reproduce! They recruit! And, many of them are after my children and your children."

— Jerry Falwell

Social Activism1933–2007

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— J. D. Salinger

fiction1919–2010

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