"God's rarest blessing is, after all, a good woman!"

"The United States is a generically religious society. That is, in the United States it's not important which religion you adhere to, as long as you have one."

"Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix and God."

"Save me from that! To pour your life into sons for eighteen or twenty years, and then have the government take them away and waste them cleaning up after some failure of politics—no thanks."

"Particularly notice, that the help never comes too late. We may be poor, yea, very poor; yet the help comes at the right time. We may have to wait upon the Lord, yea, even a long time; but at last He …"