"I think the next president needs to be a lot quieter, but send a signal that we are prepared to act in the national security interest of this country to get back in the business of creating a more peaceful world. Please clap."

“Quoted in: What Would Jeb Do?, The New Yorker, 2015-10-26”

“You know what? As it relates to my brother, there is one thing I know for sure: he kept us safe.”

“What you need to know is that who I listen to when I need advice on the Middle East is George W. Bush.”

“I told my brother we were going to deliver Florida; we're going to keep that promise, aren't we?”

“It turns out there are people, typically they're probably unemployed kids with student debt you know that are stuck in their parents' basement with Cheetos stains on their t-shirts that haven't been able to get their first job so what they do is they play games to see how long they can edit Wikipedia pages in order to have games with their friends all around the world. So my advice to you is, if you do have a Wikipedia page, check it once in a while....”

“Ideas matter, policy matters.”