"My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons."

“The notion is that if you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.”

“GeneSimmons.com, Simmons' official website”

“My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.”

“You can't argue with facts and figures. Either people want it, in which case they pay for it, or it's two guys sitting around at the Plaza having a discussion, which means nothing. I mean, Titanic. I wasn't crazy about the movie. But you know what? I'm gonna shut up, because the people have spoken. End of story!”

“We can't be The Beatles. I can't shine their shoes. I can't sing as well as Paul or John. I can't write those kind of songs. But they would die in my armour and my eight-inch platform heels, and Paul can't spit fire, so there you have it.”

““I think I know it all, relatively speaking.”