"I can’t tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn’t be polite."

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“Sour patch kids gone wild.”

“I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.”

“I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.”

“I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn’t kill anyone.”

“I didn't know people had that much water in them!”

“Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!”

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"I would really like to do theatre in my native language because that would be like so relaxed after ER ... English ... those medical words!"

— Goran Višnjić

Entertainment1972

#writing

"She continued, 'Theirs was a religion of freedom and joy and not pervaded by fanatical and morbid asceticism as some people would have us believe.' Here again I feel she is absolutely right. The criti…"

— Arthur Guirdham

Medicine1905–1992

#freedom

"Symmetry is not enough by itself. In electromagnetism, for example, if you write down all the symmetries we know, such as Lorentz invariance and gauge invariance, you don’t get a unique theory that pr…"

— Steven Weinberg

Science1933–2021

#science

"Memento mori—remember death! These are important words. If we kept in mind that we will soon inevitably die, our lives would be completely different. If a person knows that he will die in a half hour,…"

— Leo Tolstoy

Literature1828–1910

#death