"On Tenure with Indianapolis Colts:"

"I am too inexperienced and ignorant to conduct myself with propriety in this town, where every thing is new…"

"Soon, the enterprise of the information age will find itself immobilized if it does not have the ability to…"

"Jesus ... never laughed. Nothing has ever equaled the seriousness of his life; it is clear that pleasure, r…"

"My motto when I was writing this was ‘replace judgment with curiosity’."

"The world is rapidly getting 'Ahmadinejadized,' if I'm allowed to make a joke."

"This is a serious analysis of a ridiculous subject, which is of course the opposite of what is usual in eco…"