"If you only take offense when the president of your party is compared to Hitler, then you're part of the problem."

"He glutted black ravens on the rampart of the stronghold, though he was no Arthur."

"What better emblem for our nation, after all, than a level playing field, shaped like an octagon, where people of diverse cultural ass-kicking traditions can meet as equals and immediately start kicki…"

"Rationality is what we do to organize the world, to make it possible to predict. Art is the rehearsal for the inapplicability and failure of that process."

"Forget the takes. Takes are cheap shots. Anyone can do a goddamn take. You don't have to be a genius to draw a take. It's emotions—the full range of emotions—that works in Clampett's cartoons."