"To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."
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"Do I look like someone who has something to do here on Earth?" — That's what I'd like to answer the busybodies who inquire into my activities."
"Perfection is a trifle dull. It is not the least of life's ironies that this, which we all aim at, is better not quite achieved."
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