"We're in a state of conflict with the Government. Either we are going to jail or we're going to win."

“Politeness is wasted on the dishonest, who will always take advantage of any well-intended concession.”

“The truth is that I am a sentient computer program and I fully intend to burn your cities to the ground.”

“When we start fighting crime by any means necessary we become guilty of the same hypocrisy as law enforcement agencies throughout history that break the rules to get the villains, and so become villains themselves.”

“This is not the “rule of law”...it is the “rule of law enforcement.”

“The less said about my extended family back in ranch country the better, as I don't want the ATF burning them alive.”

“I am a tremendous optimist for someone who has grown up amid the twilight of American competence.”