"A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat’s eyes don’t even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog’s eyes look human except less guarded. A dog will look at you as if to say, “What do you want me to do for you? I’ll do anything for you.” Whether a dog can in fact, do anything for you if you don’t have sheep is another matter. The dog is willing."

“That's American English for you: more roots than a mangrove swamp.”

“A good heavy book holds you down. It’s an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.”

“Any given generation gives the next generation advice that the given generation should have been given by the previous generation but now it's too late.”

“English is an outrageous tangle of those derivations and other multifarious linguistic influences, from Yiddish to Shoshone, which has grown up around a gnarly core of chewy, clangorous yawps derived from ancestors who painted themselves blue to frighten their enemies.”

“I have to be firm on this: unique is not to be modified. Adding very or absolutely is like putting a propeller on a rabbit to make him hop better. It won't work, and he won't be a rabbit anymore.”

“Many a person has been saved from summer alcoholism, not to mention hypertoxicity, by Dostoyevsky.”