Jimmy Fallon

"Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience — 4000 critics."

"What’s missing from public conversation and public policy conversation is precisely a sort of moral underpi…"

"Wouldst thou know thyself, observe the actions of others. Wouldst thou other men know, look thou within thi…"

"The whiskey tasted like bear steaks and river mud and the flesh of an oak tree. I had another swallow becau…"

"Take back the night? How can women take back the night when they've never had it?"

"Beneath the pressure of torments such as these, the feeble remnant of the good within me succumbed. Evil th…"