James Francis Stephens

"You love the bidet more than me."

"We have overfished 30% of fish stocks to critical levels. We cut down over 15 billion trees each year. By d…"

"Einstein, my upset stomach hates your theory — it almost hates you yourself ! How am I to provide for my st…"

"Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis."

"Natural selection is a mechanism for generating an exceedingly high degree of improbability."

"Countries that do not control knowledge and information tend to do better because the average guy who is ex…"