John Hennigan

"We don't drink diet soda at the Palace of Wisdom, Punk!"

"Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW ch…"

"The problem with Punk and the straightedge lifestyle is that he doesn’t experience the things that John Morrison experiences."

"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. the truth is WWE Universe loves John Morrison"

"Well think about it, Punk. Think about it before you sign that. Last week, you couldn't even last fifteen minutes in the ring with the new face of extreme, the Tuesday night delight, John Morrison."

"CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in th…"

"Look, Maria. I know what you're thinking. I don't bring girls that look like you home to the Palace of Wisdom. But that doesn't mean you can't dream about it."