Roald Dahl

"It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you."

"Two rights don't equal a left."

"It is very difficult to phone people in China, Mr. President," said the Postmaster General, "The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you wing you get the wong number."

"I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and…"

"It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like so long as somebody loves you."

"A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men."

"Dreams is very mystical things," the BFG said. "Human beans is not understanding them at all. Not even their brainiest professors is understanding them."

"A Message to Children Who Have Read This Book - When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserve…"