Toby Young

"“Serious cleavage behind Ed Miliband’s head. Anyone know who it belongs to?"

"It was as if all the meritocratic fantasies of every 1960s educationalist had come true and all Harold Wilson’s children had been let in at the gate … Small, vaguely deformed undergraduates would scut…"

"My proposal is this: once this technology becomes available, why not offer it free of charge to parents on low incomes with below-average IQs? Provided there is sufficient take-up, it could help to ad…"

"“What happened to Winkleman’s breasts? Put on some weight, girlie."

"Inclusive. It’s one of those ghastly, politically correct words that have survived the demise of New Labour. Schools have got to be ‘inclusive’ these days. That means wheelchair ramps, the complete wo…"

"“Socialism always begins with a universal vision for the brotherhood of man and ends with people having to eat their own pets."