Bob Dole

"I once called Carter a chicken fried McGovern and I take that back because I've come to respect McGovern."

"I mean, there's always somebody in somebody's administration who jumps out early, sells a book, and goes after the guy who hired him, … I don't know if that's good. It may be good business; it's not g…"

"If we had known we were going to win control of the Senate, we'd have run better candidates."

"If Lincoln had an affair with a slave woman, it would be an outrage, but when Clinton does it with one of his staff, everyone is okay with it."

"Something is wrong with America. I wonder sometimes what people are thinking about or if they're thinking at all."

"If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole."

"I, Robert Joseph Dole, do solemnly swear … sorry, wrong speech."

"At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say."