Christopher Moore (author)

"Oh to be young and in love ."

"You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know."

"She's a bloody vision of loveliness."

"Sin is moist make a mental note."

"And so that is the story of how St. Rufus of Pipewrench was licked to death by marmots."

"Tension among a bunch of neurotics is just more interesting for a story than is a description of dedicated professionals doing their work and getting along, which is the case in reality. When in doubt…"

"Gentle spook, if it is a warning you bring, state it true. If action you require, ask outright. If music you must make, play on- but by the wine-stained balls of Bacchus, speak your bloody business qu…"

"The Science you don't know looks like magic."