Decimo Magno Ausonio

"The whole secret of raising a fart in class is to make it sound as if it is punctuating, or commenting upon…"

"Eventually, with regret, I left the religious life, and, once freed of the burden of failure and inadequacy…"

"Memory is so corrupt that you remember only what you want to; if you want to forget about something, slowly…"

"It really worries me that 84% of this audience agrees with that statement, because the kind of people that …"

"'You talk for talking’s sake,' she hissed. I asked if that was bad. 'I mean it,' the girl replied. 'You tal…"

"If knowledge is power, ignorance cannot be bliss."