Ron White on Friendship
Browse 4 quotations attributed to Ron White, catalogued under friendship, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Ron White, entry #101354: "I found out yesterday there really is a place called Bumfuck, Egypt. And the only way to get there is to go up Shit Creek."
Attributed to Ron White, entry #133434: "Don't drink and drive." That's what they say. They also say "Friends don't let friends drive drunk." Well, which one is it? Somebody's gotta drive."
4 Quotes by Ron White on Friendship
"I found out yesterday there really is a place called Bumfuck, Egypt. And the only way to get there is to go up Shit Creek."
"Don't drink and drive." That's what they say. They also say "Friends don't let friends drive drunk." Well, which one is it? Somebody's gotta drive."
"Actually you can get caught having sex with your wife. My wife and I were going at it one time one afternoon and the housekeeper walked in. Which is way better than the other way around. It happens the other way and you end up saying things like, "I'll pack my shit...when it stops burning!"
"They evacuated everybody from the Keys and everybody leaves except for one guy who’s gonna stay there and tie himself to a tree on the beach, to prove a point; and the point was, he said, that at 53 years of age, he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind and the rain of a force 3 hurricane. OK, let me explain something to ya: it isn’t that the wind is blowin’. It’s what the wind is blowin’. If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn’t really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning. If you have a "Yield" sign in your spleen, joggin' don't really come into play. "I can run 25 miles without stopping." "You're bleedin'." "Shit!"