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"I'd say we've had a lot of problems with radical Islamic terrorism. That's what I'd say. We have a lot of problems. ... I'd say you've got to take a look at that, because something is going on. And it…"

"Perhaps we could put aside our national, ongoing, post-9/11 Muslim butt-kissing contest and get on with the business at hand: Bombing Syria back to the stone age and then permanently disarming Iran."

"I am busy with my work. I am committed to Gujarat and I am dedicated to Gujarat. I never talk about my image, never spent a single minute for my image and confusions may be there"

"I got a "do not disturb" sign on my hotel door. It says "do not disturb". Its time to go with "don't disturb". Its been "do not disturb" for too long. We need to embrace the contraction. "Don't distur…"

"I'm always making the mistake of believing what I see with my own eyes."

"Audio interviews with Erica Jong by Don Swaim of CBS Radio - RealAudio"

"Asia is a region with great potential, and the TPP would create a new rela­tionship with great potential for trade among the countries signing the agree­ment. These two instruments, if they materializ…"

"Structured design does not scale up well for extremely complex systems, and this method is largely inappropriate for use with object-based and object-oriented programming languages."

"Chances are you feel superior to almost everyone you work with — however, they probably feel the same way about you."

"Fault Lines with Avi Lewis - Arundhati Roy - 2010"

"Hardball with Chris Matthews, September 1, 2004, transcript at MSNBC"

"I am the great terror of the squires, they seem to be seized with a sort of bucolic mania in dealing with me."

"Father drove fifty miles each evening behind his spanking team of horses to keep his date with the Southern girl - carefully chaperoned by FOUR maiden aunts."

"Don't let bullies get away with it."

"Torture injures everyone who comes into contact with it and corrodes the country that abides it."

"Great things to compare with Small."

"I survived those three weeks with hardly a decent meal or anyone to help. I kept a brown paper bag in the wastebasket next to my bed. I ate all my meals in my bedroom during this time, so I could pitc…"

"We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with."

"You saw something you were not supposed to see — something few elements have been aware of, let alone witnessed."

"Anything that can go wrong with armed men in the light can go twice as wrong in the dark."