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"fellow from Texas can tell the difference between grass-roots and AstroTurf."

"Jordan Elliot: What's for dinner?"

"A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race—and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin."

"Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy."

"Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo — Captain Kangaroo … I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House."

"He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself."

"Whoever calls himself Canadian calls himself French."

"The world was reduced to the surface of her skin and her inner self was safe from all bitterness."

"He asks from men all that he has in himself, though even lions would not claim to match that."

"The Universe will now be set right. Made over to fit my unique view of what should be. Let Nihilism reign supreme!"

"I used to always get up at 5 A.M., but now I force myself to stay in bed until 6."

"I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it."

"Jane Whitney: You go way beyond sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll in your performances: you self-mutilate on stage."

"The global crisis is caused by pathologies inherent in the global financial system itself."

"Mussolini had been envious of the Bolsheviks and for a while fancied himself as the Lenin of Italy."

"Baseball always has been and always will be a game demanding team play. You can have the nine greatest individual ball players in the world, but if they don't play together the club won't be worth a d…"

"What we buy belongs to us only when the price is forgotten."

"196. Hee that lookes not before finds himself behind."

"Great steering is, to me, the essence of the automotive experience."

"Whatever you would make habitual, practice it; and if you would not make a thing habitual, do not practice it, but accustom yourself to something else."