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"Another bio of him including extended quotations from his speeches"

"… we're going to tell how the cow ate the cabbage."

"Tobacco is a communicated disease – communicated through marketing."

"When you jerk off, you’re saying “Hey, I care about me."

"There is nothing in the contract that says a football coach has to be sane or a good loser."

"Thenceforth Jeanne's deeper infatuations always seemed to concern gentlemen of a certain age and standing in the financial world. Older men say such interesting things, and Jeanne was always a good li…"

"It is hard to tell where the MCC ends and the Church of England begins."

"Any robot sufficiently intelligent to clean dishes is too intelligent to clean dishes."

"Unravelling the many mysteries of Bertiespeak Irish Examiner, 2001-08-13"

"The charges we bring against others often come home to ourselves; we inveigh against faults which are as much ours as theirs; and so our eloquence ends by telling against ourselves."

"From Themistocles began the saying, "He is a second Hercules."

"Selected odes, marked to show selected rhetorical and poetic devices"

"Essays and letters by James Howell at Quotidiana.org"

"Some say cavalry and others claim"

"You run the football for toughness. You run the ball to tell your opponent that you're as tough as they are. But you throw the ball to ring the bell."

"Bubba: He's saying, “Oh, wait, I don't want her to drop out early, because that means she has to get off the campaign trail. Fuck that. I need to keep her going."

"Something appears midway between order and chaos, these forms, these expressions occupy a middle position."

"The Meaning of the Soviet-German Non-Aggression Pact Molotov speech to the Supreme Soviet on"

"They wouldn't fire me. Even the salesmen liked me. They were robbing the boss out the back door but I didn't say anything. That was their little game. It didn't interest me. I wasn't much of a petty t…"

"Better sit still, men say, than rise to fall."