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"a lot of links to speeches are on his wiki.ael.be page"

"I don’t make my kids say I’m their favorite star."

"Critical and Miscellaneous Essays"

"Essay: John Jay and the Constitution"

"I've tell you we've not been inbred but don't look at the ears. That's all we can do is screw in a light bulb. Look at the teeth, look at the ears and go, something's gone wrong. Gene pool is a jacuzz…"

"There was a silence. Outside, and most unfortunately, a boy could be heard calling to another boy: ‘Piss off, Cowie.’ Stern looks were fixed on Woolton."

"Miles was plenty expressive too, in his own unreliable way. Half of it was horseshit, but you were never sure which half."

"It was a soufflé of a speech, light, pleasant, digestible, and nourishing also."

"They still say "fuck you" as a venomous insult; they still find "cunt" the most degrading epithet outside the dictionary."

"We'd get into these little towns and tell 'em to get out the fastest guy in town and Jesse Owens would spot him ten yards and beat him."

"I don’t care what anyone says, it affects you, it never stops affecting you."

"The mixture spoils two good things, as Charles Lamb used to say of brandy and water."

"A celebrity now is someone who's on the telly."

"Women speak until they have something to say."

"Milton Friedman Speaks" Lectures"

"Speech to Ferrer Colony"

"It is so much easier to tell intimate things in the dark."

"I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."

"The funniest line in English is “Get it?” When you say that, everyone chortles."

"engine is the material expression of any indefinite function of any degree of generality and complexity."