Kelly Osbourne

"With parents like heavy metal rocker Ozzy Osbourne and entertainment impresario/personality Sharon Osbourne, you might have anger management issues, too."

"You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She …"

"She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii."

"You don't go to someone's father, "I don't like the redness in your hair". It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, "Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee."

"I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed."

"My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business."

"Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?"

"Jack, you have like serious anger management issues."