Lily Tomlin

"I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe."

"Listen, I have no judgment about anything. Some people will bring certain celebrities up to me who are presumably — or known to be — gay and ask "Why don't they come out?" But we don't know why they d…"

"I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves… I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknow…"

"People think there's some real subversive thing playing against whoever it is; a lot of it is just people who want to go along and get along. And they also want to make money. And the bottom line is, …"

"I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody."

"If I had known what it would be like to have it all... I might have been willing to settle for less."

"I've seen these women all my life, I know how they walk, I know how they talk..."

"We went to a Southern Baptist church. When I was a small child, until I was about 8 or 9 years old, I worried if I didn't go forward and get saved every Sunday — which I couldn't do, it was absolutely…"