"You cannot just speak change, you have to LIVE change!"

"Like handshakes, house pets, or raw carrots, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, i…"

"Here's a place you'll never go: Monte Carlo on the French Riviera. As a massive celebrity, it's like a seco…"

"Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. I…"

"It is said that the law of Christ governs European civilization. That is a lie. It shines on it's surface, …"

"...and I've had to call somebody who purports to be some sort of boiler man...am I just unlucky or are plum…"

"There can be nothing more pro-Russian than to bring much-needed accountability to those who violate the rig…"