"Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest."

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…"

"Philadelphia fans don't discriminate enough. They boo everybody. In Boston and Pittsburgh, they only booed me."

"Some ayurveda practitioners have told me that doctors prescribing allopathy medicines often advise patients…"

"Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love. Bad food is made by chefs who are …"

"the distribution of flexibility among the many variables of a system is a matter of very great importance. …"

"OK, you trained monkeys, everybody jump up and down. Let's bring back the good old pogo!"