"Preachers say, Do as I say, not as I do."

"Still reeling from the buzzing of German-designed appliances, and desperately trying to find a stall that s…"

"Beyond a certain point there is no return. This point has to be reached."

"But what about the sufferings of the innocent? Worst of all is the hell that exists in the special psychiat…"

"You make my ass hurt!"

"I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven."

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."