"If you don't have ability, you wind up playing in a rock band."

"I was captain and we lost by two points to Monaghan. People said we lost it because we had a soccer midfiel…"

"I don’t like making didactic, pedagogical documentaries based on standard formulas of narration: I'm only i…"

"It is only possible to succeed at second-rate pursuits — like becoming a millionaire or a prime minister, w…"

"The great success of this system is that it makes the general public afraid of taking responsibility, afrai…"

"I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller."

"Rather than worship Confucius and Kuan Kung, one should worship Darwin and Ibsen."